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Politics, monkey's, monkey01/07/12 03:01

A Psychic Spider Monkey From Staten Island Will Predict the New Hampshire Primary Winner – New York News – Runnin’ Scared grandpa-monkey.jpg ​Following in the vaunted footsteps of Paul the Octopus (RIP!), Grandpa is a spider monkey who lives at the Staten Island Zoo who has been instilled with the ability to, occasionally, choose a banana or tennis ball with the name of a winning sports team on it, thereby counting him among the ranks of so-called psychic creatures. Not that we’re doubting his ESP, nor his, as the Daily News puts it, "Yoda-like eyes." His name is Grandpa, he must be wise! In the past, Grandpa has predicted winners of tennis matches and football games, sometimes accurately (for example, six out of nine of the U.S. Open matches, and Green Bay’s Super Bowl Win last year) and sometimes not. But, as seems common in the retiree years—Grandpa is turning 40 and may be the oldest living member of the black-handed spider monkey family—he’s making a move from sports to politics. On Monday, he’s supposed to pick which GOP candidate will win the New Hampshire primary.

monkees, monkey's, monkey12/31/11 08:12

Banana-Sam2C20Adorable20Squirrel20Monkey2C20Stolen20from20S.F.20Zoo20-20San20Francisco20News20-20The20Snitch The San Francisco Zoo is scrambling to track down the person or people who brazenly stole an adult squirrel monkey from the zoo overnight.

According to Tanya Peterson, executive director of the zoo, the monkey thieves cut through the outside gate of the zoo, then cut the mesh of the squirrel monkey exhibit, where they snatched 17-year-old Banana-Sam.

While he’s darn adorable (standing only about a foot high), zoo officials warned that the 2-pound furry primate can be prickly when provoked. He’s got some sharp teeth that he’s not shy about using, according to the zoo.

monkees, monkey's, monkey, armada, revolution11/10/11 08:11

The Royal Armada has taken over the Village of Mhasave in Satara, India. Let’s cheer our boys on! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

 

monkees, monkey's, monkey, revolution10/07/11 08:10

Monkey study may bring robotic suits that restore mobility, touch to quadriplegics – HealthPop – CBS News (CBS) Imagine a robotic exoskeleton that restores to quadriplegics not only full movement but also the sense of touch. Scientists say what sounds like science fiction has moved a step closer to reality, thanks to the successful demonstration of so-called brain-machine interfaces. For the study – published in the journal Nature on Oct. 5 – scientists at Duke University implanted electrodes into the brains of two male rhesus monkeys and then successfully trained the monkeys to use an avatar (virtual) hand to manipulate and feel the texture of "objects" displayed on a computer screen. "This is the first demonstration of a brain-machine-brain interface that establishes a direct, bidirectional link between a brain and a virtual body," study author Dr. Miguel Nicolelis, professor of neurobiology at Duke University Medical Center and co-director of the Duke Center for Neuroengineering, said in a written statement. Having trouble envisioning just how the technology might work in the real world? Other researchers likened the sort of prostheses Nicolelis envisions to the prosthetic hand worn by Luke Skywalker in the 1980 movie "The Empire Strikes Back." "He gets his arm chopped off, and an hour later, they put a prosthetic limb on him and start poking the arm, and he experiences those pokes as if it were a real limb," Sliman Bensmaia, a University of Chicago sensory researcher at who was not involved in Nicolelis’ study, told Fox News. The pair of primates in the Duke study didn’t move their real arms and hands to manipulate the objects, just the avatar’s. One of the monkeys needed only four attempts before learning how to control the object, the other nine. Electrical signals from the monkeys’ brains "steered" the avatar hand while their brains received simulated tactile information in the form of electrical signals from the palm of the avatar hand.

monkees, monkey's, monkey05/28/11 12:05

 

Monkey mind control – The Scientist – Magazine of the Life Sciences While it has long been known that humans and other primates consciously control their brain activity in order to produce and regulate movement, recent studies of ADHD patients and others revealed that people can also consciously control activity in movement-related brain areas without moving at all. Now, the same ability has been discovered in monkeys: Macaque monkey can actively increase the neural activity of certain brain regions to improve their concentration and better identify visual targets, according to research published yesterday (May 26) on Science Express.

 

Politics, apocalypse, anarchy, revolution04/24/11 03:04

As Christians around the world prepare to celebrate their Zombie overlord with a giant pink rodent that lays eggs for children to find and trade in for candy You have this;

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monkees, monkey's, monkey, armada04/20/11 06:04

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apocalypse, monkees, monkey's, monkey, anarchy, revolution04/07/11 05:04

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New Jersey State Police are investigating a bizarre act of graffiti in which monkey faces were painted all over a Salem County town.

Pictures of identical monkey faces in varying colors were stenciled on at least 20 different locations in Oldmans Township the night of March 26. The unexplained images were spray-painted on homes, cars, churches, businesses and bridges, authorities say.

monkees, monkey's, monkey03/18/11 07:03

Neil Gaiman to help Monkey King speak English in 3D trilogy

The Lord of Dreams is going to be writing the screenplay for the Monkee King Sun Wu Kong in (what is sure to be not as good as reading the damn book you worthless new nerds!) Hollywood version of The Journey West. Which if you are unaware is apart of the offical cannon of the Monkeee-verse. 

 Now the Dream king can weave a tale better than ayone, but sice this is going to be the next epic 3D trilogy we won’t hold our breathe for quality. BUt we feel this is a little of our essence seeping into the mainstream slowly!

 

 

monkees, monkey 05:03

Researchers Determine Prejudice Has Evolutionary Roots – International Business Times

I wish they would stop trying to blame us for all of hue-manity’s flaws!

apocalypse, monkees, monkey02/17/11 04:02

We often speak of the rise of the Machines and how Monkees will helm the wheel of Chaos as it crushes hue-mans from this Earth! Well, with the rash of bans on Monkees in various states and the emerging sentience of machines it was only a matter of time that the two merge into one. While there will be Monkee Driven machines in the future, we can also look forward to machine-Monkees for Christmas. A company called Tandar has created miniature robo-Monkees that respond to how their treated-for kids to play with! These little animatronic Monkees are programmed to respond and interact with each other and the creepy kid who’s playing with a bunch of robot Monkees! Not to be confused with MechRC’s robot monkey with infa-red eyes! this is more like a Furby with a tail that plugs into your computer! Targeted at children age 6 and above, these interactive Monkees will be available in 3 models – Male, Female and Mohawk??? and will hit the stores this spring for $49.99 each.We’re not sure what a Mowhawk monkee is and how it is seprate from the male or female version, but the name conjures up images of some transexual punk-rock Monkee fucking up some kid poor rich kid for life, and we like it!
 

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Politics, monkees, monkey's, monkey, armada02/06/11 07:02

Effective at the beginning of 2011, a ban has been placed in Illinois on owning chimps, monkeys, gorillas and orangutans. Primate owners there who purchased before the law went into effect can keep their pets, but no new ones can be purchased legally. Monkeys used for therapy or helping disabled people are exempt from the new law. “As cute and cuddly as monkeys can be people should not have them as pets,” said state Sen. Don Harmon of Oak Park. (Source: DailyHerald.com)

What the legislator was referring to are attacks made by monkeys on their owners. It doesn’t happen often, but the damage can be severe. Also monkeys can spread diseases such as herpes B, salmonella, tuberculosis, and monkey pox. (Source: Quadcities.com) Twenty other states also have such a ban in place.

Some people say that pet monkeys help with health issues. For example, a woman who suffers from an anxiety problem says with a small monkey around her constantly, her blood pressure is lower, and she has fewer panic attacks. The monkey recognizes them starting before she does. (Source: New York Times)

Capuchin monkeys are often used with quadriplegics to help them get a beverage, or any other item they can’t reach for themselves. The first capuchin helper monkey was trained and place with a paralyzed person in 1979. Monkey Helpers still trains monkeys to help people with health problems that require assistance. You can watch a video about their Monkey College.

Even service monkeys, however, can and do bite their owners once in a while. In March a man was bitten by his monkey after he accidentally stepped on its tail. Perhaps the most well known primate incident in the last several years was the attack on a woman by an adult chimp that disfigured her face and nearly killed her.

monkees, monkey's, monkey12/09/10 06:12

NASA Grounds Monkey Radiation Experiments! | PETA.org Well, folks, you did it. After scores of protests and more than 100,000 letters, phone calls, and e-mails from PETA supporters—including some high-profile allies, such as Sir Paul McCartney, Bob Barker, Alicia Silverstone, members of Congress, and even a former NASA astronaut and engineer—the space agency has quietly called off plans to conduct cruel radiation experiments on monkeys. Thanks in large part to your efforts, dozens of squirrel monkeys have been given an early Christmas gift and will be spared from receiving harmful doses of radiation and then being isolated in cages and subjected to years of behavioral experiments to measure the damage caused by the radiation. Such damage likely would have included brain damage, cataracts, cancerous tumors, loss of motor control, and early death. Way to go, team—you can be over the moon on this one! Written by Alisa Mullins Posted by PETA

sex, monkey's, monkey11/30/10 08:11

Homosexual golden monkeys discovered in Shennongjia – People’s Daily Online

 

monkees, monkey's, monkey11/15/10 12:11

It  has now been scientifically proven that the cruel and inhuman use of monkees for labritory testing is just plain "bad science". According to an article published in the KentNews.co.UK Veterinary surgeon and zoologist Andre Menache,  has produced research calling for an end to use of non-human primates in toxicity testing. His report has been backed by (BBC wildlife presenter ) Charlotte Uhlenbroek and seeks to show that now scientists have access to human cells and DNA there is no need to use monkees in these experiments.

apocalypse10/20/10 06:10

Monkey masters Monkey masters Monkey masters Two baby monkeys have been appointed station masters at a Japanese railway station. Hojomachi Station in Hyogo prefecture have employed Nehime and Rakan to start working there in a bid to attract more visitors. The monkeys, aged seven months and three months, were formally appointed station masters and "special city residents" by the local mayor and now go on duty at the station located on the Hojo-cho line. The little animals were dressed in blue uniforms made from traditional local fabrics complete with mini hats.

monkees, monkey's, monkey09/30/10 02:09

 

Monkeys See Selves in Mirror, Open a Barrel of Questions | Wired Science | Wired.com Monkeys may possess cognitive abilities once thought unique to humans, raising questions about the nature of animal awareness and our ability to measure it.

monkees, monkey, fashion09/23/10 08:09

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monkees, monkey09/21/10 10:09

Artist Allen Hirsch has fled the country and headed for Venezuela, leaving behind his 17-year-old Capuchin Benjamin.Hirsch claimed in a New York Times article that he considers Benjamin a member of the family. "I never call him a pet," he said. "He’s a fellow creature I take care of." He and Benjamin had been on the run since July when the monkee bit a photographer Hirsch had called over to photograph the two in a Catskill, N.Y., resort. Parvin Hajihossini, 53, is suing the owner of the Kaaterskill lodge in Catskill, NY, and Hirsch, the artist who painted Bill Clinton’s inaugural portrait as well as several Time magazine covers, after she was attacked by Benjamin, his pet monkey. Hajihossini’s lawyer says she was snapping photographs of Benjamin, a capuchin monkey, at Hirsch’s six-room bed-and-breakfast when the monkey jumped out and attacked her on July 18 as a worker watched. She emerged with a long scar across her cheek from Benjamin’s bites, and has been depressed and haunted by the attack since.

 

Benjamin was found living at Jungle Friends habitat in Gainesville, Fla., the New York Daily New reported. Jungle Friends owner Kari Bagnall said Hirsch, stayed with him at the 12-acre sanctuary for several weeks before leaving for Venezuela last month. At the time, Greene County, N.Y., health officials were seeking Benjamin to check him for rabies—a test that requires that Benjamin be euthanized so his brain can be dissected. This isn’t Benjamin’s first stay at the habitat, Bagnall said, noting Hirsch brought him there several years ago after he attacked someone else.

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Politics, monkey's, monkey08/27/10 07:08

Macca begs NASA to cancel monkey experiments – Monsters and Critics ir Paul McCartney has penned a letter to NASA begging them not to fund radiation experiments on squirrel monkeys. The Beatles legend told NASA Administrator Charles Bolden he would find it ‘terribly disappointing’ if the space agency continued with the experiment and appealed to them to cancel it. NASA’s proposed study would see the animals housed at a US laboratory and jolted with radiation does equivalent to three years of space travel. Macca’s letter was sent on behalf of People For the Ethical Treatme – PETA/Splash News By Joanne Clements Aug 26, 2010, 19:02 GMT

monkey's, monkey08/12/10 02:08

Stunning monkey discovered in the Colombian Amazon Stunning monkey discovered in the Colombian Amazon Jeremy Hance mongabay.com August 11, 2010
While the Amazon is being whittled away on all sides by logging, agriculture, roads, cattle ranching, mining, oil and gas exploration, today’s announcement of a new monkey species proves that the world’s greatest tropical rainforest still has many surprises to reveal. Scientists with the National University of Colombia and support from Conservation International (CI) have announced the discovery of a new monkey in the journal Primate Conservation on the Colombian border with Peru and Ecuador. The new species is a titi monkey, dubbed the Caquetá titi (Callicebus caquetensis). However, the announcement comes with deep concern as researchers say it is likely the new species is already Critically Endangered due to a small population living in an area undergoing rapid deforestation for agriculture. Discovered by Thomas Defler, Marta Bueno, and Javier Garcia during an expedition to the Department of Caquetá in Colombia in 2008, the find was a culmination of data collected over 30 years ago when Martin Moynihan, expert in animal behavior, recorded observations of a mysterious titi. However, researchers were forced to avoid the area for years due to insurgent activity. When the area become safe to visit again, Garcia, a native of Caquetá, searched for Moynihan’s mystery monkey and discovered 13 populations of a new species. "This discovery is extremely exciting because we had heard about this animal, but for a long time we could not confirm if it was different from other titis. We now know that this is a unique species, and it shows the rich diversity of life that is still to be discovered in the Amazon," Defler said in a press release. The new species of titi monkey: the Caquetá titi ( Callicebus caquetensis), discovered in the Colombian Amazon. Photo by: Javier Garcia. About the size of a cat, the new monkey lacks the white bar on its forehead common to many closely-related titis. Titi monkeys are unique in that probably all species are monogamous, forming lifelong pair-bonds. Partners give birth to one offspring a year, and force the baby from last year to become independent at that point. They also employ highly complex call to communicate. The researchers believe that the Caquetá titi is on the edge of extinction, estimated that less than 250 individuals survive in the world. Their habitat is being increasingly fragmented by agriculture, hemming the monkeys in by savannah and barbed wire. "This discovery is particularly important because it reminds us that we should celebrate the diversity of earth but also we must take action now to preserve it," José Vicente Rodríguez, head of science at Conservation International in Colombia and president of the Colombia Association of Zoology, said in a press release. "When world leaders meet later this year in Japan for the Convention on Biological Diversity, they must commit to the creation of many more protected areas if we want to ensure the survival of threatened creatures like this in the Amazon and around the world," he adds. In recent years researchers have discovered a number of new monkeys. Last year reasearchers announced a new subspecies of tamarin: Mura’s saddleback tamarin (Saguinus fuscicollis mura) found the Brazilian Amazon. In 2008 researchers found a new species of uakari monkey, named the Aracá uakari (Cacajao ayresii) after it was killed by the Yanomamo tribe also in Brazil. New monkeys have also been discovered in Africa recently. In 2007 researchers confirmed that a population of what was thought to be Grey-cheeked mangabeys was actually a new species, now called Uganda mangabey (Lophocebus ugandae). In 2005 researchers found an even bigger surprise in Africa. A new monkey that belongs in its own genus: the Critically Endangered kipunji (Rungwecebus kipunji). The kipunji, which is among the top 25 most endangered primates in the world, was the first new monkey genus to be described since 1923. The Caquetá titi ( Callicebus caquetensis). Photo by: Javier Garcia. The Caquetá titi ( Callicebus caquetensis). Photo by: Javier Garcia. The Caquetá titi ( Callicebus caquetensis). Photo by: Javier Garcia. The Caquetá titi ( Callicebus caquetensis) compared to closely related species. CI illustration by Stephen Nash. Map of the area where a new species of titi monkey was found in Colombia by Drs Thomas Defler, Marta Bueno and Javier García with support from Conservation International. Illustration by Thomas Defler. Click to enlarge.

travel, sex, revolution08/10/10 08:08

The Press Association: 102 in naked rollercoaster ride 102 in naked rollercoaster ride (UKPA) – 21 hours ago From bare nipples to white knuckles – more than 100 thrill-seekers have ridden a rollercoaster naked. The 102 enthusiasts bared all to take their seats on the Green Scream rollercoaster at Southend-on-Sea, Essex. Organisers were hoping they had broken a new record after 32 attempted the same feat in 2004 at Alton Towers, in Staffordshire. Event organiser Tracy Jones said the roller coaster ran three times to accommodate the bumper crowd of nudes. The ride took place at Adventure Island, raising money for Southend Hospital Charitable Foundation’s Bosom Pals Appeal. Adventure Island boss Philip Miller said: "People have travelled from all over the UK to take part and we’ve heard some amazing stories from so many who have been directly, or indirectly, affected by cancer and wanted to give something back." Barbara Warner, of Bosom Pals, said it "takes of lot of nerve to take off all your clothes" in front of so many people and the world’s media. She added the appeal "would like to say a massive thank you to everyone who was brave enough to bare all and raise such a huge amount of cash – more than £22,000 – for our vitally important cause". Copyright © 2010 The Press Association. All rights reserved.

revolution07/31/10 07:07

 
For the last week or so I have been unable to view any of the crap on Youtube.  Where normally that would sound like a good thing, I do write several blogs and occasionally need to use videos to accent my topics. Yet with the exception of a few hours between Sunday night and Monday morning I have been denied access to the HTML code I need to post on certain sites. I have been forced to use alternatives like Yahoo Video, Vimeo, and Daily Motion. Why, you may ask is that I cannot see videos on Youtube and see videos on any other website? Well according to my browser (Firefox) it’s because I’m using Firefox! Youtube is supposedly "testing " some stupid new HTML5 that is patented by them and is not supported by open source software like Firefox. Now what does this mean exactly? I could use Internet Explorer, which is shit and full of bugs and will expose my computer to all sorts of simple viruses that Firefox protects me from. Or I could use Google Chrome. Chrome of Course sucks just slightly less than IE! Because this problem is only affecting Firefox users this to me seems like a blatant attack aimed at forcing Firefox users to switch to Google Chrome since Google owns Youtube. I however will not bend to the will of Google. Fuck them!  I want an open source browser that I can modify to my liking and personalize to my needs. I want my adblocking power and I will not let them shove their crappy browser down my throat. So until they fix the problem I will not be returning to Youtube! Fuck Google!

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Politics07/27/10 07:07

Excuse me if I break character for a minute. Normally the Armada stands for the general eradication of all humans, but lately there is something that has been weighing on my mind; the current state of race relations in America. I know, not the normal light-heartedness you have come to expect from this blog, but a topic I wish to address nonetheless. There have been several issues raised recently in the media, spurred by the ever vigilant Fox News. The issues garnering attention right now pertain to several videos suspiciously posted by conservative bloggers. The first one to catch the ire of the Glenn Becks and Bill O’Reillys are of a couple of supposedly “New Black Panther Party” members (the emphasis on the NEW) standing in front of a primarily black voting station in Philadelphia. A member of the local John McCain campaign staff walks up with a camera and begins to ask the two men what they are doing. The kid holding the camera is audibly nervous as he begins to prod the two men as to “what’s going on.” Now at this instant it becomes about the man holding a billy club or night stick, and less about why he’s actually there. The two men are calm; they make no hostile movements to anyone, and one man states clearly that they are there as “security.” Now, one may ask why two unofficial black men are posing as security at a polling station in the hood in Philadelphia. But then one would have to be white not to understand the fear – both rational and irrational – of African Americans who were in fact afraid to go and vote for President Obama. There is (of course) more to this story than a simple college kid working for the Republican candidate for president questioning members of an off-off-shoot of the “radical” Black Panther Party. The controversy came when charges were filed against the men for voter intimidation, resulting in the men being found not guilty and charges being thrown that the Obama administration is responsible. Even though it was shown in court on record that there was absolutely no evidence of voter intimidation!
This has prompted all the talking heads on the right to scream “I told ya so!” about the President of the United State’s “supposed racism” to one half of his own blood line! A charge those on the right have been screaming to the heavens since the Democratic Primaries. The game plan of the Republican playbook has been to exploit the racial tension that has always existed in America and paint the President as socialist/communist, intent on giving out reparations and avenging all the oppressed brown people in this country. Through their mouth piece Fox News, they have goaded the most gullible and naive of the population to rise up as some pseudo-Tea Party to espouse the racist and ignorant views the actual Republican Party is too politically suave to utter themselves. They have been crying that the election of the first half-black president meant that African-Americans across the country would now finally feel like they were equal. They are fearful that their racism will be returned to them. What they lacked, however, was any credible evidence to the fact. Obama himself has made no overt measures to help any one race or uplift the black populace as a whole. There has been no talk of racism. Even now he remains very tight-lipped about his experience as being the first anything. He has tried, as he did during his campaign, to remain racially neutral. He cow-towed to right-wing critics over the controversy of his pastor, he shirked any debate when Billy Clinton showed that he was indeed from Arkansas. Yet he cannot escape the accusations of racism.
In the current news cycle, a right-wing blogger somehow got ahold of a tape of a NAACP meeting wherein a Georgia USDA mid-level official, Shirley Sherrod, told a story of her early days in the USDA where she had to confront her own racism. A conservative blogger edited the tape to make it appear that she was making racist remarks. Fox got wind of it, turned it into reflection on Obama, and the USDA called for Sherrod’s resignation in less than a day. Then Fox tried to call out other news media outlets for not reporting on Obama’s obvious racism based on these two incidents. That of course was their undoing. After a brief investigation by anyone with access to Google, it was easily revealed that both of these events were manufactured and blown completely out of proportion by the right-wing pundits who are looking for any and every reason to find fault in Obama and label him as evil and bad for the country. Their extreme vitriol and animosity for the president has been evident since before the election even ended. They have targeted these small, rag-tag, would-be Panthers and this honest woman for political gain, while stoking the ire of armchair racists from coast to coast. Thankfully the USDA is reviewing their decision in light of the new facts, and there are beginning to be rumblings from conservative lawyers that are poking holes in the Black Panther case. The seeds have been sown though: those that wish to believe that the Obama administration is responsible for reverse racism, they will believe it regardless of the facts.
The real problem is the racism that has become so prevalent since the election. Spurred on by the anonymity of the internet; where it is easy for people to post their bigoted views in online threads and Youtube comments. Sounding like mini-Rush Limbaugh’s, bloggers vent their hatred and reveal their fears through irrational rants against the Obama administration. I have read endless amounts of racist comments on everything from news sites to personal blogs espousing the kind of mind-boggling racism that you would expect from old people in the 1950s! It blows my mind that in 2010 there are still so many people walking around with these views. It seems for as many advancements we have made to bring humans together regardless of race or religion, we have made just as many if not more steps backwards. It begs the question how many people are spreading their racist beliefs to their children. All of these people online using the word “nigger” and talking about black people as monkeys and less than human cannot be leftover from pre-civil rights days. Yet their views and opinions are 50 years behind the times. I know for a fact that there are a large amount of children under the age of 18 who are spewing these feelings online. I read it all the time on more sites than I can count. It was expected when President Obama was elected that there would be some backlash from the bigots, and bring a few out of the woodwork that had been silent during the Bush years, but the sheer amount of bigotry has been staggering to my eyes.
 
I have been on this planet for over 30 years. I grew up an African-American in the South. I have lived all over the country and experienced racism on every level, including from other African-Americans. Never before have I felt the racial tension in this country so high. It seems to be at a boiling point due to the president’s election. Fox News barely acknowledges his presidency, referring to him only by his name whereas normally any president would be referred to by his title, first and foremost. They still refer to Bill Clinton as “President Clinton,” yet find it almost impossible to say “President Obama.” When they do, they spit it out with such obvious disdain that to call it sarcasm would be an injustice on its own. It’s not just online and on television where I see this blatant prejudice either. When I walk the streets, if I pass a single non-black woman she tries her best to avoid eye contact as she clutches her purse, as if I’m going to reach out and rape her in broad daylight on a busy public street. Little old ladies cower when I stand behind them waiting for the cross light to change. Worst of all, I live in supposedly liberal San Francisco. I can only imagine what I would be experiencing across the rest of the country. As scarce as jobs are to come by now, this new breed of racial intolerance is especially damaging to those of us with darker pigment. These current allegations of reverse racism do nothing but fan the flames. Not saying that African-Americans do not harbor their own racist feelings – lord knows they do. Each and every person on this planet harbors their own special misconceptions and beliefs about races to which they do not belong. It is essential though that we understand that you are all humans, that no matter what pigmentation your skin has, underneath, and at the end of the day – human beings are all alike. The foolish notion that somehow the hue of our skin tone makes us somehow different is a fallacy created by those who seek to control and hold down a populace. What better way to keep mankind from advancing than to keep them pitted at each other’s throats, arguing over nuances? Yet most fail to see this. Even those that consider themselves progressives and forward thinkers limit themselves by entertaining such notions. That’s why it was so sad to see MSNBC and CNN take Fox’s bait by reporting on these stories, giving them even more life and power to influence a public that is already seething with too much racial animosity. I wish I could broadcast my views and experiences to a wider audience so as to try and counter what is happening. Yet I feel it may already be too late.
The ignorance that is spreading like a cancer across this generation is moving with such ferocity that I feel it will get far worse before it gets better. Right here near my own home this past weekend, a man was on his way to “ignite a revolution” by killing members of the ACLU and the Tide Foundation. He was stopped and entered a shoot-out with California Highway Patrol just inside of Oakland. In the Youtube video of the event – taken by innocent bystanders who were in their home and heard the gunshots – the comment thread is filled with racist slurs and calls to action, believing the act was perpetrated by black citizens, before the facts were even in. And once they were made aware of what happened, they continued to state that blacks were violent animals deserving of extermination. It is mind-boggling that people who feel this way are so connected. One would assume that those who hold these beliefs are hillbillies living in the Appalachian woods or off in Alaska somewhere where internet access is nonexistent. Yet these comments are made by literate, computer savvy individuals who are all around us. They are sly enough not to speak up in public, they may be your neighbor, your co-worker, or even you yourself, and when alone hidden behind a computer screen, feel free to voice their hate. I thought we were moving beyond that. I thought we were moving into a more enlightened portion of human history where we were beginning to string together our common ancestry and realize that all blood is red. Interracial relationships were on the rise, and more and more little mixed kids were springing up each day. It was looking as if the horrible racial history of this country was starting to be fixed, and the racial divide healed. For a brief moment, I almost felt like identifying with the human race again. Then over the last year I have been reminded repeatedly that humans can never change, and no matter how far we advance socially and technologically, the fear of the unknown will always predominate and rule over our lives. That’s all it is really: we fear what we do not understand. Whites fear and hate blacks because they see them as the “other.” They see them only as violent, unintelligent stereotypes because that is what is shown to them in the news and in the movies. The stereotypes are reinforced not only to whites but to young, impressionable black youths, who in turn reflect those stereotypes and perpetuate the cycle. Ignorance breeds ignorance on both sides of the fence. And Blacks take this resentment and turn it into their own brand of bigotry and the divide grows again. Will it be another 50 years before we can heal this wound? I hope not. I would like to live in a world where an asshole is an asshole no matter what complexion they are. When Barack Obama was elected president, I made a modest proposal; that we each try to conceive our own Obama, a race-less child above the stereotypes with no regard for the petty divisions of the past. Not that the president is actually the epitome of that ideal, but he is a symbol that we can place that ideal on. It is, after all, why he won the Nobel Peace Prize just for being himself. Each and every one of us should make a vow not to conceive anymore children with anyone whose skin tone resembles our own. We should breed out racism by combing pigments to create a homogenous beige race. Of course that’s just me being silly. In reality, even if that happened, the beige children would form groups based on eye color or form hate groups based on height or age or geography. It seems to be only human nature to hate, leaving the complete and total annihilation of humankind as the only true solution to ending these foolish biases.

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monkees, monkey's, monkey07/22/10 05:07

BBC News – Mexico arrests man with 18 monkeys around his waist Advertisement Two of the titi monkeys died during the trip Mexican authorities have arrested a man who was trying to smuggle 18 small monkeys into the country by carrying them in his clothing. Roberto Sol Cabrera, a Mexican citizen, was stopped at a random check at Mexico City’s international airport after arriving from Lima. In a statement, police said Mr Cabrera Zavaleta had been behaving "nervously". Once he was searched, it was discovered that he had hidden 18 titi monkeys in a girdle around his waist. After his arrest, Mr Sol Cabrera confessed that the animals had travelled in his luggage, and that he had put them under his clothing "to protect them from X-rays" as he was going through customs. Related stories * Rare tortoises seized in Malaysia * New Zealand jails gecko smuggler The animals had been put into socks, police explained, and two of them were dead at the time of confiscation. Many species of titi monkeys, a species from South America, are in an endangered animal list by the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora (Cites). The Mexican government recently restricted imports of primates and since Mr Sol Cabrera did not have any permits, he will remain in custody while more investigations take place. ‘Tradition’ In a video published by the Mexican Public Security agency, Mr Sol Cabrera says he had paid $30 (£19.70) for each specimen in Peru. One of the 18 titi monkeys recovered by Mexican customs The monkeys were rolled up in socks and slung on a belt According to estimates, monkeys like the ones confiscated in the airport could have been sold for between $775 (£509) and $1,550 (£1,018) in Mexico. Adrian Reuter, local representative for Traffic – an international organization that monitors wildlife trade – told the BBC that animal trafficking is a serious problem in Mexico. "The reasons are two: one, because Mexico is an important route for those who want to smuggle animals into the US, and the other, because, as in other countries of Latin America, there is a deep-rooted tradition of having wild animals as pets," he said. The Sonora market, in the Mexican capital, is known to sell parrots, monkeys or reptiles for private owners. Mr Reuter recognizes that in the last few years, the Mexican government has improved efforts on fighting animal-trafficking criminal networks, rather than focusing on the citizens who want to have "a parrot for company", he says.

monkees, monkey's, monkey07/15/10 05:07

Fossil’s found link Man and Monkey | KVS News And Views

monkey's, monkey, armada, anarchy, revolution07/10/10 02:07

As is we needed training!
Monkeys trained as battlefield killers in Afghanistan – People’s Daily Online Monkeys trained as battlefield killers in Afghanistan 13:57, July 09, 2010 Email | Print | Subscribe | Comments | Forum Increases the bookmark twitter facebook digg Google Windowslive Delicious buzz friendfeed Linkedin diigo reddit stumbleupon Afghanistan’s Taliban insurgents are training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops, according to a recent report by a British-based media agency. Reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few "monkey soldiers" holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world. According to the report, American military experts call them "monkey terrorists." As a form of cruel political means, wars are launched to meet political goals through conquest, devastation, assaults and other means. In a sense, the emergence of "monkey soldiers" is the result of asymmetrical warfare. The United States launched the war in Afghanistan using the world’s most advanced weapons such as highly-intelligent robots to detect bombs on roadsides and unmanned aerial vehicles to attack major Taliban targets. In response, the Taliban forces have tried any possible means and figured out a method to train monkeys as "replacement killers" against American troops. Analysts believe that apart from using "monkey killers" to attack the American troops, the Taliban also sought to arouse Western animal protectionists to pressure their governments to withdraw troops from Afghanistan. An American official responded that the Taliban forces have started training "monkey soldiers" after suffering heavy losses, implying that they have exhausted their tricks. Nevertheless, the Taliban believe that the emergence of "monkey soldiers" indicates that they have found smarter and more effective ways to cope with American troops. Ironically, the initiators of "monkey soldiers" are the Americans. Between the 1960s and the 1970s, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) trained massive "monkey soldiers" in the Vietnam War and dispatched armed monkeys to dangerous jungles to launch assaults on Vietnamese soldiers. Today, the Taliban forces have given the American troops some of their own medicine. When armed animals enter interpersonal wars, what kind of world will we face? This cannot but arouse our reflections and concerns. By People’s Daily Online

monkees, monkey's, monkey, armada07/08/10 06:07

 
July 8, 2010
Margay Enlarge Researchers from the Wildlife Conservation Society and the Federal University of Amazonas have documented a first for the Americas: a wild cat (specifically a margay) imitating a prey species in order to bring it within striking range. Credit: Tofoli/Rohe In a fascinating example of vocal mimicry, researchers from the Wildlife Conservation Society (WCS) and UFAM (Federal University of Amazonas) have documented a wild cat species imitating the call of its intended victim: a small, squirrel-sized monkey known as a pied tamarin. This is the first recorded instance of a wild cat species in the Americas mimicking the calls of its prey. 
The extraordinary behavior was recorded by researchers from the Wildlife Conservation Society and UFAM in the Amazonian forests of the Reserva Florestal Adolpho Ducke in Brazil. The observations confirmed what until now had been only anecdotal reports from Amazonian inhabitants of wild cat species—including jaguars and pumas—actually mimicking primates, agoutis, and other species in order to draw them within striking range.
The observations appear in the June issue of Neotropical Primates. The authors of the paper include: Fabiano de Oliveira Calleia of Projeto Sauim-de-Coleira/UFAM;
Fabio Rohe of the Wildlife Conservation Society; and Marcelo Gordo of Projeto Sauim-de-Coleira/UFAM. "Cats are known for their physical agility, but this vocal manipulation of prey species indicates a psychological cunning which merits further study," said WCS researcher Fabio Rohe. Researchers first recorded the incident in 2005 when a group of eight pied Tamarins were feeding in a ficus tree. They then observed a Margay emitting calls similar to those made by Tamarin babies. This attracted the attention of a Tamarin "sentinel," which climbed down from the tree to investigate the sounds coming from a tangle of vines called Lianas. While the sentinel monkee started vocalizing to warn the rest of the group of the strange calls, the monkeys were clearly confounded by these familiar vocalizations, choosing to investigate rather than flee. Four other Tamarins climbed down to assess the nature of the calls. At that moment, a Margay emerged from the foliage walking down the trunk of a tree in a squirrel-like fashion, jumping down and then moving towards the monkeys. Realizing the ruse, the sentinel screamed an alarm and sent the other tamarins fleeing. While this specific instance of mimicry was unsuccessful, researchers were amazed at the ingenuity of the hunting strategy. "This observation further proves the reliability of information obtained from Amazonian inhabitants," said Dr. Avecita Chicchón, director of the Wildlife Conservation Society’s Latin America Program. "This means that accounts of jaguars and pumas using the same vocal mimicry to attract prey—but not yet recorded by scientists—also deserve investigation." WCS is currently monitoring populations of the pied Tamarin—listed as "Endangered" on the IUCN’s Red List—and is seeking financial support to continue the study, which aims to protect this and other species from extinction. Next to Madagascar, the Amazon has the highest diversity of primates on Earth. These behavioral insights also are indications of intact Amazon rain forest habitat. WCS works throughout the Amazon to evaluate the conservation importance of these rain forests, which have become increasingly threatened by development. Provided by Wildlife Conservation Society (news : web)

monkees, monkey's, monkey07/02/10 02:07

Recognition at first glance | Science Codex

With the help of the "Thatcher illusion" the scientists examined the facial recognition of macaque monkeys and humans. Local changes in facial features are hardly noticeable when the whole face is upside down, but strikingly grotesque when the face is right side up. "The faces in which the eyes and the mouth were rotated 180 degrees look grotesque – but only if we see them the right side up. Upside-down the differences between a normal face and a ‘thacherized’ face are hardly recognizable", explains Christian Wallraven, one of the scientists involved in the study. The effect can be explained by the lack of processing capabilities for locally rotated facial features when the face is turned upside down. The holistic processing mechanisms allow us to recognize fine changes in the arrangement of the separate facial parts. If the whole face is rotated 180 degrees, this ability gets lost.

monkees, monkey's, monkey06/15/10 09:06

Monkeys like watching television – Telegraph