The Great Shrimp And Chicken War of ‘87 pt. 1

10/17/08

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The Great Shrimp and Chicken War of 87

 

Sometime after the destruction of Atlantis, the animals began to plot their return to power. They were immediately plagued with internal power struggles. Saber-toothed Tigers, Wholly Mammoths and Sasquatches (an off shoot Martian Hybrid) assumed control at first. They dominated the period known as the Ice Age. But when things warmed up the Venusians Woe-men and the Martians Men asserted them. The dissidents of Saber-tooth’s/Lions, and in the Western Hemisphere the Puma, took control. They made themselves Gods and Icons to early Hue-mans, helped partially by a Venusians joke. A group of Venusians Scientist called Egyptians made a beast called the Sphinx to attack a colony of Martians called Babylonians. The Sphinx however was intelligent and large enough to demand its own worship. Though, the Sphinx was the only one of its kind, so it became extinct. Just shortly before, the Egyptians completed a statue in the desert to honor the great beast.

Other great Martian and Venusians experiments in South America and India demanded worship which directly fell upon the big cats once they died out. Mayans worshipped the black Pumas known as Panthers, Egyptians and their Desert neighbors followed and feared the Lion. While the remaining pure breed of cat-dogs they called Foo Dogs. But as the Foo-Dogs began dying out they became more or less pets. The Chinese had other things to fear. Like the beast known as dragons. They were the descendants of Dinosaurs who fed off Foo-Dogs. When their food became extinct slowly then did the Chinese Dragons.

Oddly though in India animals evolved differently. It is the only place in the world where cows (notoriously stupid animals) took power. Some blamed the apathetic Tigers others blamed the ancient worm lizards that had no legs or arms. Though, the cow worship has created a nation of underfed, hallucinating, Martian worshippers. India is still currently one of the weakest of all human nations. Cows would have risen to power elsewhere had it not been for the efforts of the animal commonly called ‘yard bird”. The chicken, one of the most deadly animals known to man said to be so vicious they can live for hours without their head, allowing them time to fight ferociously for hours more. Their rise to power stopped only by the sheer numbers of shrimp and their fresh water cousins’ craw-fish.

The Shrimp claim to be the oldest land walkers pre dating crabs as the harbingers of life on earth (out of water) They are fearless and plan on ascension at all cost. They respect only the great fish of the deep. Who themselves seek no part in the war.

Also on land since the end of the Ice Age there has been another beside the Lion. First their numbers were small. They rose from a part of Eurasia known now as Russia. They are the Bears, and their empire spread through Europe up into the Arctic. Where their cousins the Polar Bears had ruled since the Saber-toothed died out or migrated south to become the Pumas. The Bears ruled on a policy of diplomacy. In North America the partnered with Pumas to form a Empire that still exist today and is stronger than in Europe where Bears rule alone or Africa where Lions live Bear free. In India there are no Bears at all. In China though the Panda Bear does not rule, but is revered as a sage. And in Modern times Polar Bears have also chosen reverence over despotic Empires of fear.

The wild cord in the whole animal empire is Australia however. While Chickens have dominated most isolated islands, a few key spots in Europe, Asia, and the Americas. The shrimp and their land locked descendants’-the scorpions seem to rule the outback. Australian Hue-mans (descendants’ of Monkees) seem under the power of shrimp on the Barbie obviously a veiled reference to shrimps dominating blonde haired blonde-haired, blue-eyed dream Barbie. Chickens, Pumas, and even Bears have no power in the world largest prison camp. The only Bears there are small tree dwellers called Koalas. Though a giant rabbit roams the countryside no one is sure whose side it’s on. Much of Australia is populated with misbegotten Martian experiments like the Platypus, a creature that is both beaver, and duck. Venusians kept their experiments on Madagascar off the coast of Africa.

During this power struggle many other animals have been caught in the middle and used as tools by the four major players. Turtles, Elephants, Rhinos, and bats have all been instruments used by the Grizzles, Pumas, shrimp, and chickens. Though Dogs and Seals have worked with hue-mans other animals such as horses and mules have been made slaves by mankind. One group has remained independent, avoiding control by any faction, maintaining their traditions and individuality; The Monkees. It was Monkee machinations that led to the Great War. It was beginning of the end of the animal conflict; “The Great Shrimp and chicken War of‘87.

The Great War began in a time of upheaval within the animal kingdom. The Bear market had fallen and laid waste to the Puma Empire. Though the two beasts still ruled the kingdom, their failure to contain mankind’s path of destruction had opened a hole. A power vacuum was created and the Shrimp and Chickens decided to fill it. Yet their reach far extended their grasp. The two newly formed factions could not work together

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10/12/08

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No two Monkees are the same

10/10/08

No two Monkees are the same, each swing his or her own way. The Armada is the way we coalesce. For some flinging poo is an art, for others poo is flung with wild abandon. There are those that fling poo with their hands, and those that fling poo with their mouths. There are those that abstain from the throwing of arid feces, and those that accept their lives in the zoo. Whether or not you are a wild simian, or a helper monkey assisting the blind, we each agree on one thing. We are not a part of the human race we are above them! We are in the trees. The Armada is first and foremost the defenders of the Flower Fruit Mountain ! We are the guardians of the Kingdom to the east. We serve Sun Wukong (our king), and worship at the altar of our God Hanuman. Our understanding of the two is not the literal sort; we kneel before no man is simply our creed! The attack Wings of the Armada are; the flying Monkees from Hell, and the Almighty Monkey fist! Derived From hue-man stories and myths, they are the extensions of the greater whole. The FMFH are warriors who once served a powerful and cruel witch, but are now master-less and uncontrollable. They are the Ronin of the armada; they represent the vicious untamed heart of the Monkee that can travel great distances to cause great mischief. They know no bounds and have few limitations. Their outlook is radical and they answer to no one not even each other. The A.M.F however is different. Much like the Monkee Paw that brings good luck to the savage hue-mans that hold it yet rue the day. Behold the fist that brings illumination to those it strikes. The fist is undeniable and brings truth and justice swiftly. Beware both

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DEBATE REALITY CHECK

10/03/08

"I want to campaign the same way I govern, which is to respond directly and forcefully with the truth,"
~ Barack Obama, 11/08/07

DEBATE REALITY CHECK: MCCAIN VS SCHIP EXPANSION

October 02, 2008

Tonight, Joe Biden said of McCain: “He voted against including 3.6 million children in coverage of an existing healthcare plan when he voted in the Senate.” [Vice Presidential Debate, 10/2/08]

The Facts: McCain Opposed SCHIP Expansion

MCCAIN SUPPORTED BUSH VETO OF SCHIP EXPANSION

McCain Supported Bush’s Veto of SCHIP And Voted Against Providing Insurance For Millions of Uninsured Because It Raised Taxes On Tobacco. McCain voted against reauthorizing the State Children’s Health Insurance Program for five years, expanding the program by $35.2 billion. To offset the cost of the expansion, it would increase the tax on cigarettes by 61 cents to $1 per pack and raise taxes on other tobacco products. McCain told CNN that Bush’s subsequent veto of the legislation was the “right call by the president” because the legislation offered a “phony smoke and mirrors way of paying for it.” According to the New York Times, “what really sets [McCain] off is the way Congress proposes to finance the measure, which President Bush vetoed and is facing a veto override vote: an added tax on cigarettes.” [2007 Senate Vote #307, 8/2/2007; 2007 Senate Vote #306, 8/2/2007; 2007 Senate Vote #401 , 10/31/07; CNN, 10/3/2007 ]
The SCHIP Bill Would Have Expanded Health Coverage To 5.8 Million Children. Accord to the CBO, the SCHIP bill would expand coverage to 5.8 million children, 3.8 million of whom are uninsured and 2 million of whom have or have access to private health insurance. [Congressional Budget Office, 9/25/07 ]

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BIDEN REVIEWS ARE IN ROUND 1

October 02, 2008

Washington Post, Chris Cillizza: “The Fix”: Biden is on point: In each of the first three questions he banged on McCain. Keep your eye on the fruit… LINK

First Read (Domenico Montanaro): Biden is hitting his stride on foreign policy. His nuance and directness on this subject is what made him so good in those Democratic primary debates. LINK

TIME: [Donna] Shalala on Biden’s health care answer: “Nailed it.” Women in this room erupted in cheers. Who knew there were so many Democratic CEOs? LINK

CNN (Candy Crowley): "How long have I been at this? Five Weeks?" I’m not sure that’s the greatest line for Palin to be using. LINK

ABC News (Rick Klein): Palin is falling into meaningless platitudes: "Change is coming." "We’re going to learn from the mistakes of this and other administrations." LINK

Washington Post (Chris Cillizza): It’s a hard argument for Palin to make: we need change, we need new faces, we need John McCain? LINK

TIME: John McCain “knows how to win a war.” Has anyone told her he was in Vietnam? LINK

TIME: Sarah Palin boldly vows to not answer the moderator’s questions. LINK

Politico (Jonathan Martin): The Palin response to Biden’s Bush-bashing: Too much looking backwards. She acknowledges that there have been "huge blunders throughout this administration as there have in every administration." LINK

Politico (Jonathan Martin): Now we know why Palin is trying to stick to her message and avoid the questions and conversation at hand. That climate change answer was rushed and uncertain, more like the Palin we saw with Katie Couric than the Palin of the first 30 minutes tonight. LINK

TNR (Michael Crowley): A pre-emptive strike from someone who clearly plans to spend the night dodging: "I may not answer the questions the way that either you or the moderator want to hear…" LINK

Washington Post Fact Check: Palin “Flatly False” on Biden Attack. Sarah Palin just asserted that Sen. Joseph Biden backed John McCain’s military policies until this presidential race. That is flatly false. Biden was an outspoken opponent of President Bush’s troop increases in Iraq as soon as Bush announced them after the 2006 elections. As Foreign Relations Committee Chairman, he led the most heated hearings before the troops were actually deployed. LINK

New York Times: Gov. Sarah Palin boasted that Mr. McCain “sounded that warning bell” about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, echoing some of Mr. McCain’s recent comments in which he portrayed himself as being on the vanguard in warning about the impending financial crisis.

But the legislation was introduced more than 16 months earlier and the debate over the issue had been going on for some time. He also only added his name after an oversight agency issued a lengthy report condemning practices at Fannie Mae. LINK

Washington Post Fact Checker (Michael Dobbs): Sarah Palin repeated John McCain’s claim that Barack Obama voted to increase taxes for every American earning more than $42,000 a year. This is a considerable stretch. LINK

USA Today Fact Check on Palin Claim that Obama Voted 94 Times to Increase Taxes: The facts: Non-partisan Factcheck.org called that count, which has been cited before by Republicans, "inflated and misleading." Examining the 94 votes at issue, Factcheck.org found that 23 were for measures that would have produced no tax increase at all; they were against proposed tax cuts. The 94 tally includes two, three and even four votes on the same measure. LINK

New York Times Fact Checker: Ms. Palin castigated Mr. Obama’s health care plan as one that would be mandate a “universal government-run” system in which health care is “taken over” by the federal government. This is inaccurate on several levels. LINK

USA Today Fact Check on Palin Health Care Attack: The claim: Palin said Barack Obama wants a "universal, government-run program" and "health care being taken over by the feds." The facts: Obama’s health-care plan does not call for a government takeover. In fact, it isn’t even universal. It would only cover all children. Obama’s plan would give Americans the opportunity to have government health insurance, but they also could pick a private plan. LINK

Washington Post Fact Checker: Palin Attack on Obama Iraq Record. Sarah Palin oversimplified Obama’s vote to stop funding U.S. troops in Iraq. Obama was one of 14 senators who voted against the bill on the grounds that it did not set a timeline for the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq. Obama made clear that he was in favor of funding the troops, but could not agree to an indefinite extension of the war. The previous month, most Senate Republicans voted against a Democratic bill (supported by Obama) that linked funding of the troops to the establishment of a timeline for withdrawal. McCain missed that vote. LINK

Washington Post Fact Checker (Jonathan Weisman): Gov. Sarah Palin was erroneous when she claimed U.S. troop levels in Iraq are now at "pre-surge" levels. LINK

Washington Post Fact Checker (Jonathan Weisman): Palin repeated a standard line offered by the McCain campaign—that Obama has not admitted the "surge" of additional troops in Iraq worked. But in a September interview with Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, Obama said "the surge has succeeded in ways that nobody anticipated. . . I’ve already said it’s succeeded beyond our wildest dreams." Obama has not, however, retracted his opposition to the surge, and he has said political reconciliation still needs to take place in Iraq. LINK

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DEBATE REALITY CHECK: VICE PRESIDENT AS PART OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH

October 02, 2008

Tonight, Sarah Palin said: “Our founding fathers were wise in allowing flexibility in the office of the Vice President and we will do what is best for the American people in tapping into that position and ushering in an agenda that is supportive and cooperative with the president it’s agenda in that position. Yes, so I do agree with him that we have a lot of flexibility in there and we will do what we have to do to administer very appropriately the plans that are needed for this nation.” [Vice Presidential Debate, 10/2/08]

FACT: PALIN WOULD NOT RESPOND TO WHETHER THE VICE PRESIDENCY WAS PART OF THE EXECUTIVE OR THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH

Like Cheney, Palin Would Not Respond to Whether the Vice President Is Part of the Executive or Legislative Branches. “Vice President Dick Cheney has said his office only partially belongs to the executive branch. Democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden disagrees and Republican rival Sarah Palin isn’t saying. Sen. Biden (Del.) believes the office he is seeking is solely in the executive branch, according to his staff. But aides to Alaska Gov. Palin did not answer the question. ‘Unlike Dick Cheney, Joe Biden won’t have to create a full employment plan for lawyers and scholars to clear up something that was unquestioned for about 200 years. The vice president is part of the executive branch, period. End of story,’ said Biden spokesman David Wade. In turn, a spokesman for the Republican presidential campaign did not answer the question. Instead, he e-mailed remarks Palin gave at a campaign rally in Golden, Colo., on Monday. Palin did not say what branch of government she believes the vice president’s office is part of in those remarks. Instead, Palin said she and Republican presidential nominee John McCain had discussed what responsibilities she would take on as his second-in-command.” [The Hill, 9/18/08 ]

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DEBATE REALITY CHECK: EDUCATION

October 02, 2008

Tonight, Sarah Palin said: “We need to put more of an emphasis on the profession of teaching, we need to make sure that education in either one of our agendas, I think, absolute top of the line.” [Vice Presidential Debate, 10/2/08]

The facts: Education has not been a top priority for McCain. He has repeatedly opposed education funding, including funds to hire 100,000 new teachers.

FACT: MCCAIN HAS REPEATEDLY VOTED AGAINST INCREASED FUNDING FOR NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND, MORE TEACHERS AND FOR FAILING SCHOOLS AND DISADVANTAGED STUDENTS

· McCain Voted Against Reducing the Bush Tax Cuts For The Wealthy In Order to Fully Fund The No Child Left Behind Act. McCain voted against a proposal to reduce President Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthy and instead use those funds for deficit reduction and to fully fund the No Child Left Behind Act. [SCR 23, Vote 60, 3/19/03; Vote 64, 3/16/06; Vote 58, 3/16/06; Vote 56, 3/16/05; Vote 35, 3/10/04; Vote 330, 9/9/03; Vote 5, 1/16/03]

· McCain Repeatedly Opposed Funding To Help Reduce Class Sizes By Hiring 100,000 New Teachers. On four different occasions, McCain voted against funding to hire 100,000 new teachers to help reduce class sizes. In addition, he has repeatedly voted against increased funding for teacher training programs. [2001 Senate Vote #103, 5/15/2001; 1999 Senate Vote #41, 3/11/1999; 1998 Senate Vote #93, 4/22/1998; 1998 Senate Vote #50, 3/31/1998]

· McCain Opposed Increased Education Funds For Failing Schools And Disadvantaged Students. McCain has repeatedly voted against increased funds for education programs designed to assist disadvantaged students. For instance, he opposed providing $250 million to help ensure accountability in programs for disadvantaged students and to assist states in their efforts to turn around failing schools. McCain even opposed funding for states to reduce dropout rates at middle and high schools with significant dropout problems. [Vote 330, 9/9/03; Vote 90, 5/3/00; Vote 147, 6/27/00]

· McCain Education Adviser Said “Education Is Obviously Not The Issue Senator McCain Spends The Most Time On.” “In comparison to Senator Barack Obama’s education plan, Senator John McCain’s is downright terse. Among his short list of initiatives, Mr. McCain, the Republican presidential nominee, includes bonus pay for teachers who raise student achievement or who take jobs in hard-to-staff schools, an expansion of after-school tutoring, and new federal support for online schools and for the voucher program in Washington, D.C. The brevity of Mr. McCain’s plan reflects his view that the federal government should play a limited role in public education, and his commitment to holding the line on education spending, said Lisa Graham Keegan, a McCain adviser and former Arizona education commissioner. ‘Education is obviously not the issue Senator McCain spends the most time on,’ Ms. Keegan said, adding that his plan’s limited scope should not be interpreted as a lack of commitment to education and school reform. ‘He’s been a quiet and consistent supporter of parents and educators who he thinks are making a difference.’ … Mr. McCain would reallocate 60 percent of the $3 billion in current federal spending on teacher quality programs to finance direct payments to ‘high-performing teachers’ who take jobs in high-needs schools and to those who improve achievement.” [New York Times, 9/10/08 ]

FACT: MCCAIN WON’T FULLY FUND NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND LIKE HE CLAIMS

· Washington Post Editorial: McCain’s Promise To Slow Discretionary Spending In A Bid To Balance The Budget Leaves Little Money For Initiatives Or To Fully Fund No Child Left Behind. McCain’s “education plan is both late in coming and still a work in progress, and his promise to slow discretionary spending in a bid to balance the budget leaves little money for initiatives or to fully fund No Child Left Behind.” [Editorial, Washington Post, 8/20/08 ]

· McCain Education Adviser Said McCain Believes NCLB Is Adequately Funded. “McCain has talked about freezing education funding until a review can be done of which projects work and which don’t. Money may get re-allocated among different programs but [education adviser Lisa Graham] Keegan said McCain believes NCLB is adequately funded.” [AJC, 6/16/08 ]

· McCain’s Plan To Freeze Discretionary Federal Spending Applies To Education Programs, Including Title I Under NCLB. “I’ll go into more detail in a bit, but I wanted to highlight two important things I thought Keegan said. First, McCain’s plan to freeze discretionary federal spending applies to education programs, including the largest program under the NCLB law, Title I. Though as president he may seek to re-allocate money between programs, McCain believes the NCLB law is ‘adequately funded,’ Keegan said. So states and schools shouldn’t look for any additional federal dollars in a McCain budget.” [Education Week, 6/12/08 ]

FACT: MCCAIN SUPPORTS VOUCHERS

· McCain Supports Taking Money Away From The Public School System To Fund Private School Vouchers. McCain supports private school vouchers that take fund from public schools. In 2001, he also voted for President Bush’s voucher proposal. [S 1, Vote #179 , 6/12/01]

· McCain Supports Vouchers. In an interview, McCain said, “I support vouchers.” [Spartanburg Herald-Journal, 7/26/07; NEA McCain Education Tracking Document]

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DEBATE REALITY CHECK: BIDEN IS COMMITTED TO 21ST CENTURY REGULATORY SYSTEM AND TRANSPARENCY

October 02, 2008

Tonight, the RNC attacked Joe Biden, stating: “Joe Biden blamed the very same deregulation that he voted for.” [RNC Press Release, 10/2/08]

FACT: Biden Is Committed To 21st Century Regulatory System And Transparency, Voted For Sarbanes-Oxley Act

· Biden Voted For Sarbanes-Oaxley Act, Which Implemented Regulatory Reform. McCain voted for the conference report of the Sarbanes-Oaxley, a bill that that would require more complete disclosure of corporate finances and overhaul regulation of the accounting industry. It would establish a new oversight board, funded by fees on publicly traded companies, to police accounting firms. The agreement would forbid firms from providing investment banking, management consulting and other services for publicly traded companies. It would require additional corporate reporting and disclosure requirements. In cases of security fraud, it would impose civil monetary penalties and require executives engaged in financial misconduct to pay back bonuses and profits. The money would be placed in a fund for defrauded investors. It also would bar executive loans. The agreement would create a criminal penalty for securities fraud and obstruction of justice involving document shredding and require top corporate executives to certify company financial statements. [Vote #192, 7/25/2002]

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Don’t be fooled by a Pitt-Bull in lipstick!

10/02/08

Don’t be fooled by a Pitt-Bull in lipstick! As we steady our nerves for tomorrow night’s Vice Presidential debate. I urge all of you not to underestimate this ferocious hockey mom. She has a few tricks up her sleeve. I know you think that’s joke but I do not. I refuse to believe that she can be as dim and air headed as she has appeared in the past week. I believe that she is lowering the bar so that anything she does will come across as a shiny beacon. She may have flubbed her Katie Couric interviews. She can’t name a Supreme Court case other than Roe V. Way. She can’t name a news paper she’s read, or explain how seeing Russia over the Bearing Straight makes her an expert in foreign policy. Yet you look at her record in Alaskan politics and watch her debates for Governor in Alaska and you will see that this is one tough smart lady that while not very learned in the ways of the world she can turn her opponent’s words on him and belittle a man into her favor. She can and will use her quaint folksy Alaskan charm to make Joe Biden seem as stogie and out dated as Obama did McCain. This is not a joke, this is not a game, and this woman is George Bush in a skirt. George Bush still can’t pronounce nuclear properly yet he won once at leastand let’s not forget Dan Quayle. A V.P. who couldn’t even spell potato yet he won his debate and Bush Sr. took the election. These people, as dumb as they seem on the surface, have managed to manipulate the public, and maneuver themselves into frightening positions of power. And there should be nothing more frightening than Sarah Palin anywhere near the White House. Even just to visit! This is a woman who sought to ban books like fascist German dictator. This is a woman who as mayor decided to charge women for their rape kits! Who as a woman is opposed to equal pay for equal work! This is a woman who does not believe in another woman’s right to control her body! This is a person who feels that aforementioned George Bush has done what is morally right! This is a human being who cannot be allowed any position of power in this country. The very fact that she has gotten this far is insane and she cannot be underestimated or laughed at-until November 5th then we can all either laugh or cry. The country is in turmoil; my former home of Atlanta, GA is undergoing a Mad Max loss of gasoline. The economy is completely in the tank and it’s spreading globally. We all know this apart of the conspiracy and if McCain and his ilk are allowed to continue then we will all be fighting in the streets for petrol and bread. There is little Obama can due to stem the tide of a one world government. These current events are all moving us toward a unified economic meltdown that will move this planet in a dark direction politically and socially. I know this and hopefully so do you all. The movement that has been created around this man though is strong and positive and the things that he believes are far more in line with the things those of us leaning left believe. The policies he will implement will benefit you and those you love while McCain’s policies will befall the top one percent and those who hold their boots on your neck. Inevitably the goal should be anarchist freedom but we have to take it one day at a time and tomorrow is a big day so rest up and watch the Pitt-Bull with lipstick like a hawk.

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